That awkward moment when your otpmakes you ship MickeyMouse&PeterPan

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Jockstrap Fantasies ♂ Sam Evans/Kurt Hummel

gaygleekinkfics:

Characters → Sam/Kurt
Kinks → clothes, masturbation, voyeurism, dirty talk, anal,
Length → 2, 787 words
Prompt → Sam- still on the football team for whatever reason- really gets turned on whenever he wears his jock strap. Either during practice or during one of McKinley’s biggest games, he ends up hurting an ankle/getting into a fight with another player/ or something and has to get pulled from the field. He’s in the lockerroom changing, when he takes advantage of the alone time and parades around in his jockstrap, before laying back on the bench and jerking off at the thrill of just being at risk for getting caught.
Kurt sees what happened on the field, and goes in to check on him, and catches him masturbating. He watches silently while Sam is so into his fantasy, and comes in his jeans when Sam unloads into his jock. He cleans it up with the jock, and goes to shower, and Kurt- completely unable to resist- steals the jockstrap. Sam notices him, and Kurt runs off completely embarrassed.
Later that night, Kurt realizes he still has his jockstrap, and timidly has a raunchy, wild masturbation session while wearing Sam’s cum-soaked jock. Sam is turned on by the fact that Kurt has his jock, and tells him he can keep it at school the next day. During the next game, Sam “accidenally” injures his ankle and has to retire to the lockerroom, hoping Kurt will follow. Kurt follows. They have wild, raunchy sweaty sex with Kurt wearing the jockstrap he stole from Sam.
BONUS IF:
-Sam rimming him until Kurt cums in Sam’s jock before he fucks him into a second orgasm.
-Sam having a dirtymouth, and slutshaming Kurt for stealing his used jock and watching him jerk off.
-Kurt being coerced into the whole sex thing

DO NOT WANT:
-Scat, Vore, Bugcock, Boypussy

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Which Avenger Are You?

writernerdlover:

You are most like Captain America. You have a strong “good guy” ethic, and hate injustice of any kind. Understanding what it’s like to be pushed around helps you fight for the little guy. You are not one to give up too easily, and often get yourself into tricky situations just to prove your worth. Your high ideals and old fashioned manners set you apart from most of your peers.

You are most like Black Widow. You are disciplined and dedicated, and have yet to face a challenge too big for your confidence. Being well rounded and active has helped you on the road to success. But despite your many activities and acquaintances, you are an independent creature, preferring to fly alone. You often push others away and trust only a very select few.

(Source: nirvanic-s)

we are golden: Tell Me What You Want Me To Say- NC-17

kurtbastianfics:

Title: Tell Me What You Want Me to Say
Author: harlequin421
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incrediably background Blainofsky, slight AU in that Blaine, Sebastian and Dave have all known each other since high school, but no one knew Kurt

Summery: Sebastian meets Kurt at…

f1nn1ck:

i wish they didnt portray effie as a villain so much in the movie and call her a villain in interviews or paragraphs where they described a character. she wasnt evil she loved katniss and peeta LEAVE EFFIE ALONEEEE

discordandrhythm:

It took another year of amazing sex, miscommunication and denial before Sebastian got clued up enough to realize that he wanted to hold on to Kurt and never let go. So he manned up, bought a ring and got down on one knee to ask the most important question of his life ( “Are you ready to settle yet, or are you still having a look around?”, met with an eye roll and exasperated “Come here you idiot.” ).

Best Kurtbastian proposal scenario ever. 

(Source: glee-kink-meme.livejournal.com)

Glee Live 2012: The Final Tour (Or What Would Have Been) Unofficial Set List

1. Don’t Stop Believing by Journey. Sung by New Directions

2. We Found Love by Rihanna. Sung by Rachel Berry & Santana Lopez

3. Thriller/ Heads Will Roll by Michael Jackson & YeahYeahYeahs. Sung by New Directions.

4. Run The World (Girls) by Beyonce. Sung by Brittany S.Pierce.

5. School’s Out by Alice Cooper. Sung by Noah Puckerman.

6. Spotlight by Jennifer Hudson. Sung by Mercedes Jones.

7. As If We Never Said Goodbye from Sunset Boulevard. Sung by Kurt Hummel.

8. Moves Like Jagger/ Jumping Jack Flash by Maroon 5 & The Rolling Stones. Sung by Artie Abrahams.

9. Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F) by Katy Perry. Sung by Blaine Anderson.

10. Fly/ I Believe I Can Fly by Nicki Minaj & R.Kelly. Sung by New Directions.

11. I Will Survive/ Survivor by Gloria Gaynor & Destiny’s Child. Sung by The Troubletones.

12. Rumour Has It/ Someone Like You by Adele. Sung by The Troubletones.

13. What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger) by Kelly Clarkson. Sung by The Troubletones.

14. It’s Not Right But It’s Okay by Whitney Houston. Sung by Blaine Anderson.

15. Bad Romance by Lady Gaga. Sung by Kurt Hummel & The New Directions Girls.

16. Time Warp from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Sung by New Directions.

17. Black Or White by Michael Jackson. Sung by New Directions.

18. Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson. Sung by Sebastian Smythe & Santana Lopez. (BONUS SONG FOR MOVIE/SOUNDTRACK RECORDING)

19. Four Minutes by Madonna. Sung by Kurt Hummel & Mercedes Jones

20. Baby by Justin Beiber. Sung by Sam Evans.

21. Need You Now by Lady Antebelum. Sung by Rachel Berry & Noah Puckerman.

22. Love Shack by The B52’s. Sung by New Directions.

23. Hit Me With Your Best Shot/ One Way Or Another by Pat Benatar & Blondie. Sung by New Directions.

24. What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction. Sung by Sam Evans, Mike Chang, Rory Flanagan.

25. I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me) by Whitney Houston. Sung by Brittany S.Pierce & Santana Lopez.

26. Born This Way by Lady Gaga. Sung by New Directions.

27. Loser Like Me by Glee. Sung by New Directions.

28. Somebody To Love by Queen. Sung by New Directions.

Tumbl out of bed, and stumbl to the kitchen...: It's funny how people don't realize Blaine was simply trying to eliminate the competition.

colferkurtofsky:

Do people not really notice how stiff Kurt was in his audition? How much Blaine was trying to hold him back? How he kept saying he needed to blend in? Not stand out much?

It’s clear that differences makes a person stand out and makes someone special, which ultimately…

Physically a virgin, mentally a whore.

(Source: heysammy)

I may not be a Starkid fan but I’m in lust/love/wanthimsobadly with Joe Walker